{"id":10182,"date":"2014-05-19T16:41:49","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T20:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10182"},"modified":"2014-05-19T16:41:49","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T20:41:49","slug":"maureen-dowd-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/05\/19\/maureen-dowd-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"Spoofing Maureen Dowd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though my tweet-sized Maureen Dowd-style fake quote didn&#8217;t win last week&#8217;s New York Magazine contest, at least it got me an <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/intelligencer\/2014\/05\/new-york-competition-no-22.html\"> Honorable Mention.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my HM-winning entry:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nHill&#8217;s at war; vicious oval of ambition vs doting grandma dotage. Will Monica Redux push her past pantsuit to sweatsuit?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though my tweet-sized Maureen Dowd-style fake quote didn&#8217;t win last week&#8217;s New York Magazine contest, at least it got me an Honorable Mention. Here&#8217;s my HM-winning entry: Hill&#8217;s at war; vicious oval of ambition vs doting grandma dotage. Will Monica Redux push her past pantsuit to sweatsuit?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,96,248,26,2487],"tags":[2221,2793,2828,275,2490,1713,1062,218],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10182"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10182"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10191,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10182\/revisions\/10191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}