{"id":10139,"date":"2014-05-05T16:57:01","date_gmt":"2014-05-05T20:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=10139"},"modified":"2014-05-05T16:57:01","modified_gmt":"2014-05-05T20:57:01","slug":"john-jordan-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/05\/05\/john-jordan-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Donees (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many of you already know that big-time Republican donor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationaljournal.com\/magazine\/this-man-is-the-future-of-super-pacs-20140505\">John Jordan just dissed Republican pols<\/a> big time. Here&#8217;s what he said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I go out of my way to avoid meeting candidates and politicians.&#8221; Why? &#8220;All too often, these people are so disappointing that it&#8217;s depressing. Most of these people you meet, they&#8217;re unemployable.\u2026 It&#8217;s just easier not to know.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But I&#8217;ll bet you&#8217;re unaware of John Jordan&#8217;s secret limerick writing talent:  <\/p>\n<p>Dear Republicans, here&#8217;s tons of cash<br \/>\nFrom my famously sizeable stash.<br \/>\nI believe you&#8217;re all fools,<br \/>\nBut can count on you tools<br \/>\nTo keep screwing the riff-raff and trash.<\/p>\n<p>(Note from Mad Kane for the Humor-Impaired:  I&#8217;m John Jordan&#8217;s extremely unofficial ghostwriter. )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many of you already know that big-time Republican donor John Jordan just dissed Republican pols big time. Here&#8217;s what he said: I go out of my way to avoid meeting candidates and politicians.&#8221; Why? &#8220;All too often, these people are so disappointing that it&#8217;s depressing. Most of these people you meet, they&#8217;re unemployable.\u2026 It&#8217;s just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,20,1193,6,7,3,9],"tags":[1461,2488,702,1825],"class_list":["post-10139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-money-finance-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-fund-raising","tag-john-jordan","tag-republicans-humor","tag-super-pacs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10139"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10153,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10139\/revisions\/10153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}