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Premature Concession Syndrome — A Remedial Limerick

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

I’ve finally figured out what’s wrong with President Obama: He suffers from PCS (Premature Concession Syndrome.) The latest example is his proposed federal employee wage freeze. But as Rachel Maddow said last night in her Charlie Brown commentary: “This White House consistently gives up its concessions at the start, before getting anything in return.”

Here’s hoping this open limerick to President Obama helps:

Premature Concession Syndrome — A Remedial Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Obama, it’s Law 101
That in deal making don’t jump the gun:
Never give stuff away
With the hope that one day
You might get something back — this ain’t done.

Your opponent will simply want more.
He will threaten to walk out the door
Unless you accede
To his limitless greed.
Learn this rule or you never will score.

You claim that you earned a JD.
I’ve got one of my own, so you see
Why I don’t understand
How you fail to demand
Quid pro quo from the damn GOP.

An Open Limerick To Republican Supporters

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Guess Who’s Itching For Impeachment

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Obama’s Half-Assed Message

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Is Newt Trying To Neutralize Sarah Palin?

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Open Limerick To Robert Gibbs and President Obama

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Selective Memories Bail Out Bush

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

The Birth Of Lunacy

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Kick-Ass Limerick

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

Nevada’s Wingnut Angle

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

Haley’s Barbaric Attitude

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Obama’s What???

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Liberal Drilling? Chill, Obama, Chill!

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Liz Cheney: Chip Off The Old Crock

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

Dear Obama, Enough With The Voltaire!

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Ode To Barack Hussein Hoover

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Ode To Weak-Kneed Democrats

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Al-Qaeda Talking Points?

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Shameless Republicans On Christmas Attack

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009