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	<title>Comments on: Dear Red State Would-Be Secessionists: Buh-Bye! (Limerick)</title>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/11/14/red-state-secession-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-219848</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 08:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for everyone comments and verse!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for everyone comments and verse!</p>
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		<title>By: darthmeow504</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/11/14/red-state-secession-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-219796</link>
		<dc:creator>darthmeow504</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 05:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still say we give them Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma and Arkansas. They can make Kansas City their capital and use the Mississippi / Missouri river system for a trade route. All the wingnuts can move there, and they can have their right wing theocracy to their heart&#039;s content. Good riddance.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still say we give them Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma and Arkansas. They can make Kansas City their capital and use the Mississippi / Missouri river system for a trade route. All the wingnuts can move there, and they can have their right wing theocracy to their heart&#8217;s content. Good riddance.</p>
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		<title>By: oudiva</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/11/14/red-state-secession-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-219791</link>
		<dc:creator>oudiva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 22:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Red states start a secession drive!
Their sanity&#039;s taken a dive!
Some heads are so hot
That some hist&#039;ry&#039;s forgot:
Like events from 1865!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Red states start a secession drive!<br />
Their sanity&#8217;s taken a dive!<br />
Some heads are so hot<br />
That some hist&#8217;ry&#8217;s forgot:<br />
Like events from 1865!</p>
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		<title>By: John Sardo</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/11/14/red-state-secession-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-219771</link>
		<dc:creator>John Sardo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 01:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Red States want to secede
Some people are just smokin&#039; weed
They&#039;re takers for sure
Owe the nation galore
From their debts we all will be freed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Red States want to secede<br />
Some people are just smokin&#8217; weed<br />
They&#8217;re takers for sure<br />
Owe the nation galore<br />
From their debts we all will be freed.</p>
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