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	<title>Comments on: Post-Debate Open Limerick To President Obama</title>
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	<description>Mocking The GOP 24/7: Political Humor, Limericks &#38; Satirical Poetry By Madeleine Begun Kane (MadKane.com)</description>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/10/04/obama-lost-debate-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-218776</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 05:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks so much everyone for your comments and thanks for your fun verse Bruce and Jules!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks so much everyone for your comments and thanks for your fun verse Bruce and Jules!</p>
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		<title>By: JulesPaige</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/10/04/obama-lost-debate-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-218729</link>
		<dc:creator>JulesPaige</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 20:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m not sure where else this might go...but when the article showed up on my MSN new head line...I had to investigate...
I wonder if this Republican &#039;gent&#039; believes we landed on the moon?

&lt;a href=&quot;http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/05/14203607-video-shows-scientist-in-congress-saying-evolution-is-from-pit-of-hell?lite&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;evolution&lt;/a&gt;

There once was from Georgia, a state representative
Dr. Paul Broun expressed being quite sensitive
To the debate of evolution he was quite irate
All that scientifically proven fact was spawned from Hell’s gate
How in the first pace was he allowed to be an elective?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure where else this might go&#8230;but when the article showed up on my MSN new head line&#8230;I had to investigate&#8230;<br />
I wonder if this Republican &#8216;gent&#8217; believes we landed on the moon?</p>
<p><a href="http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/05/14203607-video-shows-scientist-in-congress-saying-evolution-is-from-pit-of-hell?lite" rel="nofollow">evolution</a></p>
<p>There once was from Georgia, a state representative<br />
Dr. Paul Broun expressed being quite sensitive<br />
To the debate of evolution he was quite irate<br />
All that scientifically proven fact was spawned from Hell’s gate<br />
How in the first pace was he allowed to be an elective?</p>
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		<title>By: hansi</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/10/04/obama-lost-debate-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-218717</link>
		<dc:creator>hansi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 13:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disappointed?....Yes
Will I vote for Romney?...Hell No!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Disappointed?&#8230;.Yes<br />
Will I vote for Romney?&#8230;Hell No!</p>
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		<title>By: Frankly Curious</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/10/04/obama-lost-debate-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-218678</link>
		<dc:creator>Frankly Curious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 04:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve just climbed out of my deep depression. I&#039;m thinking of writing a new book, &quot;Delusion Made Easy.&quot; Because, hey, I&#039;ve been working my delusion hard this last 24 hours. After a series of upbeat post-debate articles, I&#039;ve been wallowing in comfort thought: grammar and typography!

There are a couple of good limericks here. I&#039;m particularly impressed that Bruce used &quot;Big bird&quot; without rhyming it with &quot;turd.&quot; Such is self-control I do not have.

I feel much more in a Haiku mood, but I&#039;m not even up to that. In fact, I think Sappho said it best:

Pain penetrates
Me drop
by drop

Or all at once if you&#039;re an Obama supporter. Not that all hope is lost. Delusion! (I&#039;m just kidding--the campaign is fine!)

Have a cheery evening!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just climbed out of my deep depression. I&#8217;m thinking of writing a new book, &#8220;Delusion Made Easy.&#8221; Because, hey, I&#8217;ve been working my delusion hard this last 24 hours. After a series of upbeat post-debate articles, I&#8217;ve been wallowing in comfort thought: grammar and typography!</p>
<p>There are a couple of good limericks here. I&#8217;m particularly impressed that Bruce used &#8220;Big bird&#8221; without rhyming it with &#8220;turd.&#8221; Such is self-control I do not have.</p>
<p>I feel much more in a Haiku mood, but I&#8217;m not even up to that. In fact, I think Sappho said it best:</p>
<p>Pain penetrates<br />
Me drop<br />
by drop</p>
<p>Or all at once if you&#8217;re an Obama supporter. Not that all hope is lost. Delusion! (I&#8217;m just kidding&#8211;the campaign is fine!)</p>
<p>Have a cheery evening!</p>
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		<title>By: Bruce Niedt</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/10/04/obama-lost-debate-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-218673</link>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Niedt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:07:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by a comment in last night&#039;s debate
(I submitted it to the Salon.com limerick contest):


Mr. Romney has stated that yes,
he plans to de-fund PBS.
I can just see the headline:
Big Bird in the breadline,
and Elmo a homeless hot mess!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Inspired by a comment in last night&#8217;s debate<br />
(I submitted it to the Salon.com limerick contest):</p>
<p>Mr. Romney has stated that yes,<br />
he plans to de-fund PBS.<br />
I can just see the headline:<br />
Big Bird in the breadline,<br />
and Elmo a homeless hot mess!</p>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/10/04/obama-lost-debate-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-218664</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:11:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well done, Steve!  And sadly, true.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well done, Steve!  And sadly, true.</p>
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		<title>By: OH</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/10/04/obama-lost-debate-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-218663</link>
		<dc:creator>OH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do Republicans admit when they lose debates?  Serious?  Was it truly anything more than Mitthead by a nose with reservations based mostly on very low expectations for Mitthead?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do Republicans admit when they lose debates?  Serious?  Was it truly anything more than Mitthead by a nose with reservations based mostly on very low expectations for Mitthead?</p>
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		<title>By: Steve Bates</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2012/10/04/obama-lost-debate-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-218662</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve Bates</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, that wasn&#039;t the former Barack;
He showed up, barely punching the clock.
No R. Browning, his reach
Just exceeded his speech...
His responses, at best, were &lt;i&gt;ad hoc.&lt;/i&gt;

- SB the YDD]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, that wasn&#8217;t the former Barack;<br />
He showed up, barely punching the clock.<br />
No R. Browning, his reach<br />
Just exceeded his speech&#8230;<br />
His responses, at best, were <i>ad hoc.</i></p>
<p>- SB the YDD</p>
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