Comments on: Newt’s Pledge (Limerick) http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/ Mocking The GOP 24/7: Satire, Song Parodies, Limericks, Funny Polls & News Haiku (MadKane.com) Thu, 24 May 2012 02:27:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-203813 madkane Fri, 06 Jan 2012 06:52:22 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-203813 Thanks so much, sairarias! Thanks so much, sairarias!

]]> By: sairarias http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-203014 sairarias Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:28:41 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-203014 Came here via the Jon Swift Memorial Roundup and loved the limerick! Came here via the Jon Swift Memorial Roundup and loved the limerick!

]]> By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-202982 madkane Mon, 02 Jan 2012 09:14:25 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-202982 Thanks so much everyone for your kind comments and thanks John Jackson for your haiku! Thanks so much everyone for your kind comments and thanks John Jackson for your haiku!

]]> By: john jackson http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-202803 john jackson Sat, 31 Dec 2011 19:15:31 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-202803 Haiku Salamander Newt Gave his "true love" Tiffany; Others got the boot. Haiku

Salamander Newt
Gave his “true love” Tiffany;
Others got the boot.

]]> By: Mr. Wonderful http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-202641 Mr. Wonderful Fri, 30 Dec 2011 16:09:38 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-202641 Splendid. Of all the plausible things written about the Newtster, that hasn't been one of them. Until now! Splendid. Of all the plausible things written about the Newtster, that hasn’t been one of them. Until now!

]]> By: Aramis http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-202308 Aramis Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:10:36 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-202308 Lovely work. I've always felt that the limerick is the highest form of poetry. Especially when that poetry involves sex and politics. Well done. Lovely work. I’ve always felt that the limerick is the highest form of poetry. Especially when that poetry involves sex and politics. Well done.

]]> By: bjkeefe http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-202293 bjkeefe Wed, 28 Dec 2011 13:20:53 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-202293 Great! A fine leadoff to #jonswift2011. Great!

A fine leadoff to #jonswift2011.

]]> By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-201174 madkane Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:05:16 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-201174 LOL, Kathy! Good point Hansi. :) LOL, Kathy! Good point Hansi. :)

]]> By: Kathy El-Assal http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-200752 Kathy El-Assal Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:39:15 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-200752 This was in an email from Alan Grayson: "Newt Gingrich is the Emily Litella of politics. Not exactly what we are looking for in a President. How can I put this politely? Newt is not astute. Newt’s grasp of things is minute. Newt’s credibility is in disrepute. What Newt says in not hard to refute. When it comes to understanding what goes on, Newt is not acute. When Newt is talking, the truth is often lost enroute. In fact, if the consequences of a Presidential election were not so serious, you could say that Newt is a hoot, to boot. Unintentionally funny, but still funny. (Please note that I did not call Newt a crazy old coot, even though that rhymes.)" This was in an email from Alan Grayson:
“Newt Gingrich is the Emily Litella of politics.
Not exactly what we are looking for in a President.
How can I put this politely? Newt is not astute. Newt’s grasp of things is minute. Newt’s credibility is in disrepute. What Newt says in not hard to refute. When it comes to understanding what goes on, Newt is not acute. When Newt is talking, the truth is often lost enroute.
In fact, if the consequences of a Presidential election were not so serious, you could say that Newt is a hoot, to boot. Unintentionally funny, but still funny.
(Please note that I did not call Newt a crazy old coot, even though that rhymes.)”

]]> By: hansi http://www.madkane.com/madness/2011/12/13/newt-adultery-pledge-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-200506 hansi Thu, 15 Dec 2011 14:23:07 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=5952#comment-200506 Probably the only reason the Newtmeister is faithful to #3. We know what she likes...jewelery. Probably the only reason the Newtmeister is faithful to #3. We know what she likes…jewelery.

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