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	<title>Comments on: Is Newt Trying To Neutralize Sarah Palin?</title>
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		<title>By: madkane</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/08/19/newt-gingrich-pat-buchanan/comment-page-1/#comment-128131</link>
		<dc:creator>madkane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 06:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for everyone's comments and verse!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for everyone&#8217;s comments and verse!</p>
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		<title>By: dennis collins</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/08/19/newt-gingrich-pat-buchanan/comment-page-1/#comment-124564</link>
		<dc:creator>dennis collins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps it should be written as "Newtralizing" sort of right up there with "Nukular". God I cringe just typing nukular. 
Gingrich postures as an intellectual but parsing his speeches leaves you with a blank sheet after removal of all non facts, made up ones and outright lies. I have trouble understanding how its possible to have an audience listen to him and not start throwing rotten veggies. Or are young conservatives as incurious as they appear?
Newt is an intellectually bankrupt empty suit. A genuine representation of the "family values" mob.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps it should be written as &#8220;Newtralizing&#8221; sort of right up there with &#8220;Nukular&#8221;. God I cringe just typing nukular.<br />
Gingrich postures as an intellectual but parsing his speeches leaves you with a blank sheet after removal of all non facts, made up ones and outright lies. I have trouble understanding how its possible to have an audience listen to him and not start throwing rotten veggies. Or are young conservatives as incurious as they appear?<br />
Newt is an intellectually bankrupt empty suit. A genuine representation of the &#8220;family values&#8221; mob.</p>
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		<title>By: jesse levy</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/08/19/newt-gingrich-pat-buchanan/comment-page-1/#comment-124507</link>
		<dc:creator>jesse levy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As for this slimy jerk Newt
His head has more holes than a flute
He thinks he's so smart
But he's clever as a fart
He deserves a big sock in the snoot!

(corrected version)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As for this slimy jerk Newt<br />
His head has more holes than a flute<br />
He thinks he&#8217;s so smart<br />
But he&#8217;s clever as a fart<br />
He deserves a big sock in the snoot!</p>
<p>(corrected version)</p>
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		<title>By: jesse levy</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/08/19/newt-gingrich-pat-buchanan/comment-page-1/#comment-124506</link>
		<dc:creator>jesse levy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As for this slimy jerk Newt
His head has more holes than a flute
He thinks he so smart
But he's clever as a fart
He deserves a big sock in the snoot!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As for this slimy jerk Newt<br />
His head has more holes than a flute<br />
He thinks he so smart<br />
But he&#8217;s clever as a fart<br />
He deserves a big sock in the snoot!</p>
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		<title>By: Nate Levin</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/08/19/newt-gingrich-pat-buchanan/comment-page-1/#comment-124504</link>
		<dc:creator>Nate Levin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>W could have claimed some quantum of statesmanship for himself by reaffirming the Americanness of American Muslims (as he did 9 years ago), but he seems set on missing the opportunity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>W could have claimed some quantum of statesmanship for himself by reaffirming the Americanness of American Muslims (as he did 9 years ago), but he seems set on missing the opportunity.</p>
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		<title>By: Peter M</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/08/19/newt-gingrich-pat-buchanan/comment-page-1/#comment-124502</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter M</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha  excellent</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha  excellent</p>
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		<title>By: Sally Franz</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/08/19/newt-gingrich-pat-buchanan/comment-page-1/#comment-124501</link>
		<dc:creator>Sally Franz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am speechless...something Newt &amp; pals should try.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am speechless&#8230;something Newt &amp; pals should try.</p>
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		<title>By: Realist</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/08/19/newt-gingrich-pat-buchanan/comment-page-1/#comment-124481</link>
		<dc:creator>Realist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 01:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Male privilege must be driving Newt
Why else for the ex-wife's &lt;a href="http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/08/11/newt-gingrichs-skeletons-his-past-wives/" rel="nofollow"&gt;loud hoot&lt;/a&gt;?
He thinks that his [slang term for male appendage]*
Might just do the trick
And render ol' Sarah quite mute!

* As obscene as Newt and Palin make our politics, I just couldn't bring myself to stoop to their level and use the actual term.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Male privilege must be driving Newt<br />
Why else for the ex-wife&#8217;s <a href="http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/08/11/newt-gingrichs-skeletons-his-past-wives/" rel="nofollow">loud hoot</a>?<br />
He thinks that his [slang term for male appendage]*<br />
Might just do the trick<br />
And render ol&#8217; Sarah quite mute!</p>
<p>* As obscene as Newt and Palin make our politics, I just couldn&#8217;t bring myself to stoop to their level and use the actual term.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve Nance</title>
		<link>http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/08/19/newt-gingrich-pat-buchanan/comment-page-1/#comment-124477</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve Nance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 21:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Newt used to try to paint himself as one of the "grown-up" Republicans.  So did McCain, who nowadays just doesn't know where we got all that "maverick" jazz.  Seems to bear out the old adage:  Those who stand for nothing, will fall for anything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Newt used to try to paint himself as one of the &#8220;grown-up&#8221; Republicans.  So did McCain, who nowadays just doesn&#8217;t know where we got all that &#8220;maverick&#8221; jazz.  Seems to bear out the old adage:  Those who stand for nothing, will fall for anything.</p>
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