Comments on: Kirk’s “Factual” Quirks http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/06/07/mark-kirk-limerick/ Mocking The GOP 24/7: Satire, Song Parodies, Limericks, Funny Polls & News Haiku (MadKane.com) Wed, 23 May 2012 16:25:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/06/07/mark-kirk-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-123043 madkane Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:10:11 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3250#comment-123043 Fun one, Steve! Thanks. Fun one, Steve! Thanks.

]]> By: Steve Bates http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/06/07/mark-kirk-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-123038 Steve Bates Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:11:05 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3250#comment-123038 In writing her rhyme about Kirk, Mad Kane has declined to use "quirk," And likewise, no "quark" For rhyming with "Mark" ... But could she, at least, please use "jerk"? In writing her rhyme about Kirk,
Mad Kane has declined to use “quirk,”
And likewise, no “quark”
For rhyming with “Mark” …
But could she, at least, please use “jerk”?

]]> By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/06/07/mark-kirk-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-123015 madkane Tue, 08 Jun 2010 18:03:00 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3250#comment-123015 Thanks for your verse, VJBinCT and Marla! And Ellen, glad to see you've been covering Kirk so well. Yes, you may post my limerick, provided you link back to this post. Thanks for your verse, VJBinCT and Marla!

And Ellen, glad to see you’ve been covering Kirk so well. Yes, you may post my limerick, provided you link back to this post.

]]> By: Ellen Beth Gill http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/06/07/mark-kirk-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-123012 Ellen Beth Gill Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:08:10 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3250#comment-123012 May we post your limerick on our blog? May we post your limerick on our blog?

]]> By: Ellen Beth Gill http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/06/07/mark-kirk-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-123011 Ellen Beth Gill Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:05:27 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3250#comment-123011 <a href="http:/www.ellenofthetenth.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">We've</a> been blogging Kirk since 2005. No one believed us. Now they do. We’ve been blogging Kirk since 2005. No one believed us. Now they do.

]]> By: Marla http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/06/07/mark-kirk-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-123002 Marla Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:28:11 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3250#comment-123002 Poor Mark Kirk is terribly tense No one is coming to his defense He looks about all glassy-eyed Says, "I'm the one who's been shanghaied!" Well, then, tell the truth and get off the fence! Poor Mark Kirk is terribly tense
No one is coming to his defense
He looks about all glassy-eyed
Says, “I’m the one who’s been shanghaied!”
Well, then, tell the truth and get off the fence!

]]> By: VJBinCT http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/06/07/mark-kirk-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-122998 VJBinCT Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:46:54 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3250#comment-122998 It began as a lark. 'Intelligence Officer of the Year', a mark of great praise that none might shirk. Not true. Kirk a jerk. I smirk. It began as a lark.
‘Intelligence Officer of the Year’, a mark
of great praise that none might shirk.
Not true. Kirk a jerk. I smirk.

]]> By: David Ehrenstein http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/06/07/mark-kirk-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-122995 David Ehrenstein Mon, 07 Jun 2010 13:16:24 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3250#comment-122995 The biggest factual "quirk" of all is his alleged heterosexuality. As the intrepid Mike Rogers has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt Mike Kirk is gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday. The biggest factual “quirk” of all is his alleged heterosexuality. As the intrepid Mike Rogers has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt Mike Kirk is gayer than IKEA on Superbowl Sunday.

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