Comments on: Panning Palin http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/ Mocking The GOP 24/7: Satire, Song Parodies, Limericks, Funny Polls & News Haiku (MadKane.com) Wed, 23 May 2012 16:20:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Realist http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122842 Realist Fri, 28 May 2010 00:25:38 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122842 La Palin believes she's a honey But doesn't impress those with money So blather away To those who will pay Until they stop thinking you're funny! La Palin believes she’s a honey
But doesn’t impress those with money
So blather away
To those who will pay
Until they stop thinking you’re funny!

]]> By: Paul W. Luscher http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122840 Paul W. Luscher Thu, 27 May 2010 17:34:33 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122840 I got one word for you: MILF I remember the article by an observer at the 2008 Republican convention, in which he noted how all the Republican fratboy delegates talked about how Palin gave them a woodie. And I think that's really the sum and substance of it--she's a fantasy "sexy librarian" and former beauty queen who mouths the political platitudes they want to hear, no matter how garbled and nonsensical it all comes out. Shame, isn't it? Superficiality beats substance. And it pays well, too. I got one word for you: MILF

I remember the article by an observer at the 2008 Republican convention, in which he noted how all the Republican fratboy delegates talked about how Palin gave them a woodie.

And I think that’s really the sum and substance of it–she’s a fantasy “sexy librarian” and former beauty queen who mouths the political platitudes they want to hear, no matter how garbled and nonsensical it all comes out.

Shame, isn’t it? Superficiality beats substance. And it pays well, too.

]]> By: Gerald Bosacker http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122828 Gerald Bosacker Wed, 26 May 2010 21:32:56 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122828 Mad, why must you fume and fuss when Sarah serves a good purpose? We all love to hate each sick reprobate assured they are worse than us... Mad, why must you fume and fuss
when Sarah serves a good purpose?
We all love to hate
each sick reprobate
assured they are worse than us…

]]> By: Gordon http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122827 Gordon Wed, 26 May 2010 20:34:50 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122827 I simply worship from about as far away as one can get. Remember, it's not stalking 'til you see me in your rose bushes. (Wink) I simply worship from about as far away as one can get. Remember, it’s not stalking ’til you see me in your rose bushes. (Wink)

]]> By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122826 madkane Wed, 26 May 2010 19:55:45 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122826 Thanks for your limericks, Jesse and Steve. Gordon, better be careful --- hubby Mark reads my blogs. :) Thanks for your limericks, Jesse and Steve.

Gordon, better be careful — hubby Mark reads my blogs. :)

]]> By: Gordon http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122824 Gordon Wed, 26 May 2010 19:21:39 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122824 Re: You haven't picked up that winking habit from Palin, have you? Cold shot, Mad! That's why I love you. (Wink) Re: You haven’t picked up that winking habit from Palin, have you?

Cold shot, Mad! That’s why I love you. (Wink)

]]> By: Steve Bates http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122819 Steve Bates Wed, 26 May 2010 14:00:11 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122819 In Alaska, or so I am told, They once spent their time panning gold. But New York gets its fix Panning Palin, for kicks... Mrs. Sarah just cannot be sold. - SB the YSS In Alaska, or so I am told,
They once spent their time panning gold.
But New York gets its fix
Panning Palin, for kicks…
Mrs. Sarah just cannot be sold.

- SB the YSS

]]> By: Steve Bates http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122817 Steve Bates Wed, 26 May 2010 13:49:54 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122817 You wanna hear flailin' and wailin'? Just go around badmouthin' Palin. Why her? I'll explain: Most of "PALIN" is "PAIN"... Because it's herself she's retailin'. - SB the YSS You wanna hear flailin’ and wailin’?
Just go around badmouthin’ Palin.
Why her? I’ll explain:
Most of “PALIN” is “PAIN”…
Because it’s herself she’s retailin’.

- SB the YSS

]]> By: jesse levy http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122811 jesse levy Wed, 26 May 2010 02:53:48 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122811 You wonder why they pay her to speak? It's because she's their favorite freak. There's one thing that's sure, Sarah's an attention whore. And I'm certain she'll yap again next week. You wonder why they pay her to speak?
It’s because she’s their favorite freak.
There’s one thing that’s sure,
Sarah’s an attention whore.
And I’m certain she’ll yap again next week.

]]> By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/05/25/palin-speech-panned/comment-page-1/#comment-122810 madkane Wed, 26 May 2010 02:17:41 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/?p=3216#comment-122810 Fun verse PianoMan and Rob. Fun verse PianoMan and Rob.

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