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Ode To Tropical Breeze Colonoscopies (Updated)

It wasn’t bad enough that Sen. Jeff Sessions cited “tropical breezes” in extolling the glories of Gitmo. Now we have Sen. Jim Inhofe bragging about Gitmo’s health care — colonoscopies for inmates over fifty-five. Whoopee!

If I were British, I’d probably write this song parody:

Gitmo Prison, here I come.
Need a doc to check my bum.

But instead, I’ll have to settle for a limerick:

Ode To Tropical Breeze Colonoscopies
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I’m moving to Gitmo real soon
Cuz I’m told inmate health care’s a boon.
Colonoscopies free
After fifty-five. Whee!
So please lock me up, Sen. Buffoon!

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4 Responses to “Ode To Tropical Breeze Colonoscopies (Updated)”

  1. Steve Nance says:
    May 21, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Hi Mad, nice limerick! Looks like that glitch with the comments is fixed, too, much obliged.

    Would a free colonoscopy please ya?
    Sure! But this one’s a special procedure.
    See, at Gitmo, it’s true,
    It’s all free, what they do
    With a flashlight. And no aneasthesia.

    –Steve

  2. madkane says:
    May 21, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Thanks, I like yours too. So glad you’re able to post comments now!

  3. JollyRoger says:
    May 23, 2009 at 5:00 am

    Mueller, he claimed to be tough
    Wasn’t buying that “torturing” stuff
    But with waterboard pain
    His attitude changed
    6 seconds was more than enough

  4. madkane says:
    May 26, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Thanks for your limerick, JollyRoger!