Comments on: SCHIP Haiku http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/ Mocking The GOP 24/7: Satire, Song Parodies, Limericks, Funny Polls & News Haiku (MadKane.com) Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:38:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: I’m A Pundit Too » Blog Archive » carnival of political punditry - October 21, 2007 -- When Ron Paul Attacks http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-38832 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:14:21 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-38832 [...] Madeleine Begun Kane presents SCHIP Haiku posted at Mad Kane’s Political Madness. [...] […] Madeleine Begun Kane presents SCHIP Haiku posted at Mad Kane’s Political Madness. […]

]]> by: Everything Finance http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-38251 Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:20:55 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-38251 <strong># 5 Edition: Carnival of Everything Finance...</strong> # 5 Edition: Carnival of Everything Finance Welcome to the October 15, 2007 edition of carnival of everything finance. We had over 80 really good articles submitted for this edition. Editor favorites have "*" on them. Earning Money... # 5 Edition: Carnival of Everything Finance…

# 5 Edition: Carnival of Everything Finance

Welcome to the October 15, 2007 edition of carnival of everything finance.

We had over 80 really good articles submitted for this edition.
Editor favorites have “*” on them.

Earning Money…

]]> by: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37693 Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:51:08 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37693 Thanks, Steve! Thanks, Steve!

]]> by: Steve Bates http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37691 Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:55:30 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37691 No haiku or villanelle from me today... I just wanted to say that "No Child Left Alive" needs to be added to every canon or dictionary of lefty phrases. I certainly plan to use it, with due credit, of course! No haiku or villanelle from me today… I just wanted to say that “No Child Left Alive” needs to be added to every canon or dictionary of lefty phrases. I certainly plan to use it, with due credit, of course!

]]> by: Propaganda Haikuist http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37625 Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:38:45 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37625 Inherit the meek If you can afford the tax of true divine love Inherit the meek
If you can afford the tax
of true divine love

]]> by: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37571 Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:28:04 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37571 Thanks Propaganda Villainelliest. That was fun! Thanks Propaganda Villainelliest. That was fun!

]]> by: Why Now? » Blog Archive » Economic Reality http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37569 Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:03:41 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37569 [...] By now everyone is aware of what Mad Kane refers to as the Shrubbery’s No Child Left Alive plan, and the response by a middle-school kid from Baltimore. [...] […] By now everyone is aware of what Mad Kane refers to as the Shrubbery’s No Child Left Alive plan, and the response by a middle-school kid from Baltimore. […]

]]> by: Propaganda Villainelleist? (sorry PH!) http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37565 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:29:02 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37565 Haiku? The latest craze is the Villainelle! The President clings to his lil' veto. "No health care fore the children of the poor!" Like the words of an evil bandito. His new clothes? An invisible speedo. The Emperor's got nothing on this boor. The President clings to his lil' veto. Worse than the logic of Tom Tancredo, "This comes direct from socialism's spore!" Like the words of an evil bandito. The powers that we thought once were neato make the country worse off still, more and more. The President clings to his lil' veto. Without popular support they cheat-o defying resolutions from the floor, like the words of an evil bandito. Our children's health care? Still not complete-o! And we still have this muthaf**ki'n' war, Yet the president clings to his tiny veto, like the words of an evil bandito. Sorry to put you all through that, I thought of the idea and then later realized that I'd actually have to come up with 6 rhymes for the word "veto." And to those Tom Tancredo supporters out there, yes, I blatantly used his name 'cuz it almost rhymes, and yes, he does have some pretty crazy ideas about Mexican folks. Hooray for bad and challenging poetry! -The Propaganda Villainelleist? (with apologies to Propaganda Haikuist. I couldn't resist.) Haiku? The latest craze is the Villainelle!

The President clings to his lil’ veto.
“No health care fore the children of the poor!”
Like the words of an evil bandito.

His new clothes? An invisible speedo.
The Emperor’s got nothing on this boor.
The President clings to his lil’ veto.

Worse than the logic of Tom Tancredo,
“This comes direct from socialism’s spore!”
Like the words of an evil bandito.

The powers that we thought once were neato
make the country worse off still, more and more.
The President clings to his lil’ veto.

Without popular support they cheat-o
defying resolutions from the floor,
like the words of an evil bandito.

Our children’s health care? Still not complete-o!
And we still have this muthaf**ki’n’ war,
Yet the president clings to his tiny veto,
like the words of an evil bandito.

Sorry to put you all through that, I thought of the idea and then later realized that I’d actually have to come up with 6 rhymes for the word “veto.” And to those Tom Tancredo supporters out there, yes, I blatantly used his name ‘cuz it almost rhymes, and yes, he does have some pretty crazy ideas about Mexican folks.

Hooray for bad and challenging poetry!

-The Propaganda Villainelleist? (with apologies to Propaganda Haikuist. I couldn’t resist.)

]]> by: The American Street » Blog Archive » Please May I Have Some More? http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37553 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:01:57 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37553 [...] Once again, the Pyrrhic victory of ideology over poetic sense has been exampled by that Laureatess of the Leftness, Mad Kane herself. Despite my helpful corrective suggestions to her in the past, she continues to write what she believes to be haiku, while ignoring the deeper beauty of the medium. Consider her latest barrage at the only President we have, which she describes as “the real reason George W. Bush vetoed SCHIP”. It’s at “SCHIP Haiku”. Go ahead and read it; I’ll wait. [...] […] Once again, the Pyrrhic victory of ideology over poetic sense has been exampled by that Laureatess of the Leftness, Mad Kane herself. Despite my helpful corrective suggestions to her in the past, she continues to write what she believes to be haiku, while ignoring the deeper beauty of the medium. Consider her latest barrage at the only President we have, which she describes as “the real reason George W. Bush vetoed SCHIP”. It’s at “SCHIP Haiku”. Go ahead and read it; I’ll wait. […]

]]> by: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37552 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:16:39 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/10/09/schip-haiku/#comment-37552 Cool! Another haiku! Thanks Propaganda Haikuist! Cool! Another haiku! Thanks Propaganda Haikuist!

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