Comments on: Bob Woodward, Born Again Journalist http://www.madkane.com/madness/2006/09/30/bob-woodward-born-again-journalist/ Mocking The GOP 24/7: Satire, Song Parodies, Limericks, Funny Polls & News Haiku (MadKane.com) Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:48:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: newbroom http://www.madkane.com/madness/2006/09/30/bob-woodward-born-again-journalist/#comment-39 Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:08:36 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2006/09/30/bob-woodward-born-again-journalist/#comment-39 Bob's a whore. Why didn't he tell us what he knew, before? Oh! Look! Bob's got a new book! read it and weep... read it and weep. Bob’s a whore.
Why didn’t he tell us
what he knew, before?

Oh! Look!
Bob’s got a new book!
read it and weep…
read it and weep.

]]> by: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2006/09/30/bob-woodward-born-again-journalist/#comment-33 Sun, 01 Oct 2006 19:05:03 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2006/09/30/bob-woodward-born-again-journalist/#comment-33 Welcome to the world of political verse, Paul! Welcome to the world of political verse, Paul!

]]> by: blogenfreude http://www.madkane.com/madness/2006/09/30/bob-woodward-born-again-journalist/#comment-32 Sun, 01 Oct 2006 17:16:08 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2006/09/30/bob-woodward-born-again-journalist/#comment-32 He's rejoined the Reality Based Community™ - welcome back Bob! He’s rejoined the Reality Based Community™ - welcome back Bob!

]]> by: Paul Barwick http://www.madkane.com/madness/2006/09/30/bob-woodward-born-again-journalist/#comment-31 Sun, 01 Oct 2006 17:03:55 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2006/09/30/bob-woodward-born-again-journalist/#comment-31 Perhaps you might appreciate my first try at politcal poetry: Congressman Foley sure likes boys. He treats them like his personal toys. He saw the towheaded page. Thought "Ah, the perfect age." The suspicions he cinches by asking "How many inches?" One boy thought it sick that the old guy wanted his dick. GOP leadership can overlook the sin as long as Foley brings them a win. "Just so long as you help us win in November we don't care what you do with your 'congressional member'." A gift to the Demos, served on a platter, is all his talk of seminal splatter. The results of this Florida election are sure to ride on Mark Foley's erection. Perhaps you might appreciate my first try at politcal poetry:

Congressman Foley sure likes boys.
He treats them like his personal toys.
He saw the towheaded page.
Thought “Ah, the perfect age.”

The suspicions he cinches
by asking “How many inches?”
One boy thought it sick
that the old guy wanted his dick.

GOP leadership can overlook the sin
as long as Foley brings them a win.
“Just so long as you help us win in November
we don’t care what you do with your ‘congressional member’.”

A gift to the Demos, served on a platter,
is all his talk of seminal splatter.
The results of this Florida election
are sure to ride on Mark Foley’s erection.

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