{"id":9822,"date":"2011-10-27T17:47:08","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T21:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=9822"},"modified":"2011-10-27T17:47:08","modified_gmt":"2011-10-27T21:47:08","slug":"writers-block-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/10\/27\/writers-block-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Blocked Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/poetryblogroll.blogspot.com\/2011\/10\/thursday-think-tank-72-writers-block.html\">Thursday Think Tank<\/a> invites us to write a poem about writer&#8217;s block.  I was almost too blocked to write this limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Blocked Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A gal was attempting to write<br \/>\nSomething clever and witty, with bite.<br \/>\nBut alas her poor muse<br \/>\nWent on strike &#8212; too much booze.<br \/>\nWhat a plight: All her verses are trite!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday Think Tank invites us to write a poem about writer&#8217;s block. I was almost too blocked to write this limerick: Blocked Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A gal was attempting to write Something clever and witty, with bite. But alas her poor muse Went on strike &#8212; too much booze. What a plight: All [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1343,41,69],"tags":[995,236,2494,1796,2320,1843,1166],"class_list":["post-9822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creativity-verse","category-food-drink-humor","category-writing-humor","tag-booze-humor","tag-creativity","tag-liquor-humor","tag-muse","tag-thursday-think-tank","tag-writers-block","tag-writing-publishing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9822"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9827,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9822\/revisions\/9827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}