{"id":9756,"date":"2011-10-26T16:41:11","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T20:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=9756"},"modified":"2011-10-26T19:04:38","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T23:04:38","slug":"insomnia-cures-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/10\/26\/insomnia-cures-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleep-Deprived Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sleep-Deprived Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>An inventor was trying to nap,<br \/>\nBut snoozing just wasn&#8217;t on tap.<br \/>\nHis constant fixation<br \/>\nWith tech innovation<br \/>\nRequired a sleep-prompting app.<\/p>\n<p>(Author&#8217;s Note: I&#8217;m not an inventor, but I&#8217;m a life-long <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/category\/sleep-humor\/\">insomniac<\/a> who could use such an application.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sleep-Deprived Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane An inventor was trying to nap, But snoozing just wasn&#8217;t on tap. His constant fixation With tech innovation Required a sleep-prompting app. (Author&#8217;s Note: I&#8217;m not an inventor, but I&#8217;m a life-long insomniac who could use such an application.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,49,15,42,55,3],"tags":[2532,2531,533,1200,615,2063,614,4903,532],"class_list":["post-9756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-behavior-personality","category-computer-humor","category-limericks","category-sleep-humor","category-technology-humor","tag-application","tag-aps-humor","tag-computer-verse","tag-insomnia-humor","tag-insomnia-verse","tag-inventions-poem","tag-sleep-poetry","tag-technology-humor","tag-technology-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9756"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9764,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9756\/revisions\/9764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}