{"id":9741,"date":"2011-11-20T02:08:12","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T06:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=9741"},"modified":"2011-11-20T15:29:31","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T19:29:31","slug":"limerick-of-the-week-36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/11\/20\/limerick-of-the-week-36\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick of the Week (36)"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off<\/a>. I’m very pleased to announce the winning Limerick of the Week and the Honorable Mentions:<\/p>\n

Congratulations to KONRAD SCHWOERKE who wins Limerick of the Week for this clever verse:<\/p>\n

A woman who went through a phase
\nWas weary of men and their ways.
\n\u201cI\u2019m sick of the brawling
\nAnd please! No more mauling.
\nI\u2019m done shopping sales with these gays.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Karin Gustafson a\/k\/a Manicddaily<\/a>, Brenda Bryant a\/k\/a Rinkly Rimes<\/a>, Johanna Richmond, Pari Cooper, Kathy El-Assal, and Matt Monitto. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:<\/p>\n

Karin Gustafson a\/k\/a Manicddaily <\/p>\n

A woman who went through a phase
\nTook all her old light bulbs to graze.
\nShe was terribly keen
\nTo make them \u201cgo green,\u201d
\nBut had a dim grasp of the phrase.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Brenda Bryant a\/k\/a Rinkly Rimes :<\/p>\n

A woman who went through a phase
\nOf enjoying the masculine gaze,
\nDecided to tease,
\nThrew off her chemise,
\nAnd walked through the town in her stays!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Johanna Richmond: <\/p>\n

A fellow who went through a phase
\nOf responding as if in a daze
\nSaid, \u201cThere\u2019s lots up there twirling
\nWith notes I\u2019ve been squirr’ling.
\nI suffer from catch-phrase malaise!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Pari Cooper:<\/p>\n

A woman was deep in a phase,
\nOf lim’ricking all through her days
\nEv’ry night and each morn,
\n(if she didn\u2019t view porn)
\nShe was posting a new MadKane phrase.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Kathy El-Assal:<\/p>\n

A woman who went through a phase
\nOf hogging the spotlight and praise
\nTook a walk down the aisle
\nDressed in haute couture style
\nFor a marriage that lasted mere days.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Matt Monitto:<\/p>\n

A woman who went through a phase
\nWould go hunting for sales. \u2018Twas a craze:
\nThere was fire in her eyes
\nWhen the prices would rise,
\nAnd she\u2019d occupy Macy\u2019s for days.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.<\/p>\n

In the next couple of minutes I\u2019ll be posting a new Limerick-Off,<\/a> which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. I’m very pleased to announce the winning Limerick of the Week and the Honorable Mentions: Congratulations to KONRAD SCHWOERKE who wins Limerick of the Week for this clever verse: A woman who […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[62,84,1983],"tags":[2353,2065,2541,2543,2538,5018,2545,2497,487,523],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9741"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9741"}],"version-history":[{"count":45,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10063,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9741\/revisions\/10063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}