{"id":9601,"date":"2011-10-19T16:48:11","date_gmt":"2011-10-19T20:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=9601"},"modified":"2011-10-19T16:48:11","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T20:48:11","slug":"silly-food-holiday-nuts-bologna-cold-cuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/10\/19\/silly-food-holiday-nuts-bologna-cold-cuts\/","title":{"rendered":"National Nut Day &#8212; No Baloney! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>October&#8217;s a big month for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/holiday.html\">holidays<\/a>.  No, I&#8217;m not talking about Halloween. I&#8217;m referring to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theteacherscorner.net\/daily-writing-prompts\/october\/\">National Nut Day And National Bologna Day,<\/a> October 22 and October 24, respectively. (And no, National Nut Day doesn&#8217;t celebrate politicians, although it should.)<\/p>\n<p>National Nut Day &#8212; No Baloney! (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a day for &#8216;most any old food&#8212;<br \/>\nLaunched by salesmen, I&#8217;m forced to conclude.<br \/>\nOctober touts nuts<br \/>\nAnd bologna. Cold Cuts<br \/>\nDay is March, though. I plan to get stewed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>October&#8217;s a big month for holidays. No, I&#8217;m not talking about Halloween. I&#8217;m referring to National Nut Day And National Bologna Day, October 22 and October 24, respectively. (And no, National Nut Day doesn&#8217;t celebrate politicians, although it should.) National Nut Day &#8212; No Baloney! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane There&#8217;s a day for &#8216;most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,33,42,35],"tags":[2519,2518,328,4929,2517,2516,2094,2520,2515],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9601"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9601"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9618,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9601\/revisions\/9618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}