{"id":96,"date":"2007-03-13T17:38:30","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T21:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/13\/belated-apology\/"},"modified":"2014-10-14T14:02:52","modified_gmt":"2014-10-14T18:02:52","slug":"belated-apology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/13\/belated-apology\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Apology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Belated Apology<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your apology&#8217;s rather belated,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid the gal to a fellow she hated.<br \/>\n&#8220;Your delay makes me fear<br \/>\nThat it isn&#8217;t sincere\u2014<br \/>\nYou still had your hair when we dated!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: October 14 is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biography.com\/news\/be-bald-and-free-day-2014-photos\">Be Bald And Free Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Belated Apology By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;Your apology&#8217;s rather belated,&#8221; Said the gal to a fellow she hated. &#8220;Your delay makes me fear That it isn&#8217;t sincere\u2014 You still had your hair when we dated!&#8221; ***** UPDATE: October 14 is Be Bald And Free Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51,114,11,49,63,42,4209,68,16],"tags":[930,931,4344,482,932,933,2094,5012,4976],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1271,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions\/1271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}