{"id":9521,"date":"2011-10-13T18:57:24","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T22:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=9521"},"modified":"2011-10-13T18:57:24","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T22:57:24","slug":"tiger-woods-wiener-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/10\/13\/tiger-woods-wiener-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/stories\/2011\/10\/10\/sports\/main20117942.shtml\">hot dog throwing incident<\/a> almost made me feel sorry for Tiger Woods. Of course, if Tiger Woods sang Italian <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/09\/07\/opera-limerick-acrostic\/\">opera,<\/a> it would have been fruit.<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun kane<\/p>\n<p>An inventive new golf misdemeanor<br \/>\nIs <em>attack Tiger Woods with a wiener<\/em>.<br \/>\nYes, a hot dog was thrown<br \/>\nAnd a frank critique shown.<br \/>\nIt could have been worse: Orangina?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hot dog throwing incident almost made me feel sorry for Tiger Woods. Of course, if Tiger Woods sang Italian opera, it would have been fruit. Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling By Madeleine Begun kane An inventive new golf misdemeanor Is attack Tiger Woods with a wiener. Yes, a hot dog was thrown And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[56,41,42,20,116,19],"tags":[2236,1941,2510,2509,2274,1557,4917,1250],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9521"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9521"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9531,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9521\/revisions\/9531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}