{"id":9489,"date":"2011-10-16T01:32:32","date_gmt":"2011-10-16T05:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=9489"},"modified":"2011-10-16T01:38:58","modified_gmt":"2011-10-16T05:38:58","slug":"limerick-of-the-week-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/10\/16\/limerick-of-the-week-31\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick of the Week (31)"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off.<\/a> I’m very pleased to announce the winning Limerick of the Week and the Honorable Mentions:<\/p>\n

Congratulations to JANE SHELTON HOFFMAN who wins Limerick of the Week for this clever verse:<\/p>\n

A fellow at work on a case
\nDressed his client in white pearls and lace.
\nBut her prints on the gun
\nProved she was the one.
\n“Burn in hell!” shrieked the host Nancy Grace.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) David Lefkovits a\/k\/a Dr. Goose<\/a>, David McCormick a\/k\/a AdamantYves<\/a>, Johanna Richmond, and Rachel Hoyt a\/k\/a Rhyme Me A Smile<\/a>. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:<\/p>\n

David Lefkovits a\/k\/a Dr. Goose:<\/p>\n

A woman at work on a case
\nOf a guy who was gone with no trace
\nWas intrigued by the clue
\nThat his sexy wife, Sue,
\nWore a satisfied smirk on her face.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

David McCormick:<\/p>\n

A fellow at work on a case
\nYelled, \u201cWhat hamfister sketched out this face?!
\n\u201cSuspect\u2019s eyes\/ears transposed?!
\n\u201cTwo-tone lips?! Double-nosed?!\u201d \u2026
\n\u201cName\u2019s Picasso, he\u2019s new round the place.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Johanna Richmond:<\/p>\n

A fellow at work on a case
\nGalactic’ly tumbled from grace:
\nThrough judicial robe zipper
\nOut slipped the big dipper
\nWhen “All rise!” reverbed through the place<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Rachel Hoyt a\/k\/a Rhyme Me A Smile: (related news story<\/a>)<\/p>\n

A woman at work on a case
\nHad Batman show up at her place.
\nSaid he saw in the sky
\nThe bat signal (no lie)
\nBut she just didn\u2019t trust his thin face.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.<\/p>\n

In the next couple of minutes I\u2019ll be posting a new Limerick-Off,<\/a> which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. I’m very pleased to announce the winning Limerick of the Week and the Honorable Mentions: Congratulations to JANE SHELTON HOFFMAN who wins Limerick of the Week for this clever verse: A fellow […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[62,84,1983],"tags":[2047,2425,2281,2065,5018,2512,487,523],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9489"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9489"}],"version-history":[{"count":44,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9576,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9489\/revisions\/9576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}