{"id":9420,"date":"2011-10-04T23:56:43","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T03:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=9420"},"modified":"2011-10-06T19:17:40","modified_gmt":"2011-10-06T23:17:40","slug":"poetry-flare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/10\/04\/poetry-flare\/","title":{"rendered":"Flaring Verse (Limerick and Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jenn&#8217;s haiku theme this week is <a href=\"http:\/\/youknowthatblog.com\/\"><em>flare<\/em>.<\/a> So I decided to have some homonym fun, writing a <em>flair limerick<\/em> and a <em>flare haiku<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p>A woman who dressed with much flair,<br \/>\nWearing clothes I for one would not dare,<br \/>\nOne morning looked odd&#8212;<br \/>\nNeither stylish, nor mod&#8212;<br \/>\nAlas, she was utterly bare.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>When bad tempers flare,<br \/>\nthey tend to bare* grievances<br \/>\nbest left buried.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>*In my haiku, I changed <em>bear<\/em> to <em>bare<\/em> after my husband Mark pointed out my error.  Since I&#8217;m always pointing out <strong>his<\/strong> errors, Mark really enjoyed this. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jenn&#8217;s haiku theme this week is flare. So I decided to have some homonym fun, writing a flair limerick and a flare haiku: A woman who dressed with much flair, Wearing clothes I for one would not dare, One morning looked odd&#8212; Neither stylish, nor mod&#8212; Alas, she was utterly bare. ***** When bad tempers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,37,99,42],"tags":[2166,1469,527,526,215,511,2416,449,524,667,1917],"class_list":["post-9420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-fashion-humor","category-haiku","category-limericks","tag-anger-haiku","tag-clothes-humor","tag-clothing-poem","tag-fashion-verse","tag-haiku-senryu","tag-homonym-poems","tag-naked-limerick","tag-nudity","tag-stylish-humor","tag-temper-humor","tag-temperament-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9420"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9442,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9420\/revisions\/9442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}