{"id":94,"date":"2012-12-04T18:27:32","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T22:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=94"},"modified":"2012-12-04T18:30:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-04T22:30:03","slug":"national-cookie-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/12\/04\/national-cookie-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ambitious Techie (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.courier-journal.com\/allsfair\/2012\/12\/04\/celebrate-national-cookie-day\/\">National Cookie Day<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abcactionnews.com\/dpp\/lifestyle\/national-cookie-day\">December 4th<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ambitious Techie (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A techie served cookies malicious<br \/>\nTo his team members. Talk about vicious!<br \/>\nA promotion he chased.<br \/>\nHe was fired post-haste\u2014<br \/>\nJust deserts for a guy so ambitious.\u00a0 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Cookie Day, December 4th. Ambitious Techie (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A techie served cookies malicious To his team members. Talk about vicious! A promotion he chased. He was fired post-haste\u2014 Just deserts for a guy so ambitious.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,41,5,42,1524,4],"tags":[1608,4913,3329,2092,1673,328,3330,3328,2197,893,4903,1468],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17486,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions\/17486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}