{"id":93,"date":"2007-04-13T15:41:08","date_gmt":"2007-04-13T19:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/13\/a-doggone-limerick\/"},"modified":"2013-03-19T20:01:11","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T00:01:11","slug":"a-doggone-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/13\/a-doggone-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Doggone Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Doggone Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s so cute!&#8221; said the child, with delight.<br \/>\n&#8220;You can&#8217;t have it,&#8221; said Mom. &#8220;Puppies bite.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s adorable, true,<br \/>\nBut dogs nip, bark, and chew,<br \/>\nAnd your Daddy will cower in fright.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE: <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalpuppyday.com\/\">Happy National Puppy Day<\/a>!  (March 23rd)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Doggone Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;It&#8217;s so cute!&#8221; said the child, with delight. &#8220;You can&#8217;t have it,&#8221; said Mom. &#8220;Puppies bite. It&#8217;s adorable, true, But dogs nip, bark, and chew, And your Daddy will cower in fright.&#8221;\u00a0 UPDATE: Happy National Puppy Day! (March 23rd)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,40,13,42,18,1524,16],"tags":[985,986,988,1837,3554,5012,987,968],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-children-humor","category-family-humor","category-limericks","category-parents-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-relationship-humor","tag-animal-satire","tag-child-humor","tag-family-fun","tag-march-holidays","tag-national-puppy-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-parental-humor","tag-pet-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19824,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/19824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}