{"id":9254,"date":"2011-09-22T17:09:04","date_gmt":"2011-09-22T21:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=9254"},"modified":"2011-09-22T17:11:11","modified_gmt":"2011-09-22T21:11:11","slug":"facebook-ticker-chrome-extension","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/09\/22\/facebook-ticker-chrome-extension\/","title":{"rendered":"No Longer Tickered Out (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Regular readers know that Facebook&#8217;s News Ticker has been driving me mad!  It&#8217;s also driven me to write <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/09\/21\/facebook-humor\/\">three anti-Facebook limericks.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you share my problem, or if you simply feel sorry for me, you&#8217;ll be pleased to know I&#8217;ve uncovered a solution: Google Chrome has an <a href=\"https:\/\/chrome.google.com\/webstore\/detail\/inbogeebjloglncnccgemjfedfhobfak\">extension that makes Facebook&#8217;s annoying Ticker vanish.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve installed it and the extension works great.  No more News Ticker. Yippee!<\/p>\n<p>Time to celebrate with a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>No Longer Tickered Out<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My outlook is better today<br \/>\nCuz I&#8217;ve sent Facebook&#8217;s Ticker away:<br \/>\nYes, a cool Chrome extension<br \/>\nDoes Ticker prevention.<br \/>\nTo Google, big thanks and hooray!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Regular readers know that Facebook&#8217;s News Ticker has been driving me mad! It&#8217;s also driven me to write three anti-Facebook limericks. If you share my problem, or if you simply feel sorry for me, you&#8217;ll be pleased to know I&#8217;ve uncovered a solution: Google Chrome has an extension that makes Facebook&#8217;s annoying Ticker vanish. I&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,15,757,366,42,22,1831,3],"tags":[2495,533,1175,4992,2493,2490,1179,1163,4903],"class_list":["post-9254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-computer-humor","category-facebook-humor","category-google","category-limericks","category-mental-health-humor","category-social-media-humor","category-technology-humor","tag-chrome-extensions","tag-computer-verse","tag-facebook-limerick","tag-google","tag-news-feed","tag-scrolling","tag-social-media-poetry","tag-stress-humor","tag-technology-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9254"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9266,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9254\/revisions\/9266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}