{"id":92,"date":"2007-02-02T17:28:04","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T21:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/02\/bound-to-go-far\/"},"modified":"2010-02-01T03:51:43","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T07:51:43","slug":"bound-to-go-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/02\/bound-to-go-far\/","title":{"rendered":"Practice, Practice, Practice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Practice, Practice, Practice<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The teacher called out from his car:<br \/>\n&#8220;Ma&#8217;am, your daughter&#8217;s a driver&#8217;s ed star.<br \/>\nHer steering&#8217;s quite deft,<br \/>\nShe knows right turns from left,<br \/>\nAnd, with practice, she&#8217;s bound to go far.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/car.html\">car humor is collected here<\/a>.)\u00a0 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Practice, Practice, Practice By Madeleine Begun Kane The teacher called out from his car: &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, your daughter&#8217;s a driver&#8217;s ed star. Her steering&#8217;s quite deft, She knows right turns from left, And, with practice, she&#8217;s bound to go far.&#8221; (My car humor is collected here.)\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,39,13,18],"tags":[327,219,1012,4932,552,1011],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1443,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions\/1443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}