{"id":9194,"date":"2011-09-24T14:47:51","date_gmt":"2011-09-24T18:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=9194"},"modified":"2011-09-24T14:51:14","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T18:51:14","slug":"limerick-of-the-week-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/09\/24\/limerick-of-the-week-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick of the Week (28)"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off<\/a>. I’m very pleased to announce the winning Limerick of the Week and the Honorable Mentions:<\/p>\n

Congratulations to RJ CLARKEN<\/a> who wins Limerick of the Week for this very clever verse:<\/p>\n

A guy who was fast on his feet
\nCourted courtesan gal Marguerite.
\nHe danced her, romanced her
\nAnd then he unpantsed her.
\nCamille? Il est tr\u00e8s bittersweet.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Jane Shelton Hoffman, Earlybird<\/a>, Scott Crowder, Daisy Mae Simon<\/a>, and David Lefkovits a\/k\/a Dr. Goose<\/a>. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:<\/p>\n

Jane Shelton Hoffman: <\/p>\n

A guy who was fast on his feet
\nWas viewed as a sexual treat.
\nBut the ladies agreed
\nHis incredible speed
\nDisappointed them under the sheet. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Earlybird:<\/p>\n

A gal who was fast on her feet
\nDecided to learn how to tweet.
\nHer fingers are fitter
\nFrom learning to Twitter.
\nBut she never gets up from her seat.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Scott Crowder:<\/p>\n

A guy who was fast on his feet,
\nTook the sportscaster gal to his suite,
\nAnd made hot, dirty love,
\nWith the soon to be Guv.
\nJust a wild mama grizzly in heat.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Daisy Mae Simon:<\/p>\n

A guy who is fast on his feet
\nWill appear on TV to compete
\nDespite onemillionmoms
\nRaising outrageous qualms.
\nA huge win for Chaz B. would be sweet!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

David Lefkovits a\/k\/a Dr. Goose:<\/p>\n

A gal who was fast on her feet,
\nWhen caught in a clinch indiscreet,
\nSaid: “My dear, I am told
\nThat the cure for a cold
\nIs to heighten one’s bodily heat.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.<\/p>\n

In the next couple of minutes I\u2019ll be posting a new Limerick-Off,<\/a> which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. I’m very pleased to announce the winning Limerick of the Week and the Honorable Mentions: Congratulations to RJ CLARKEN who wins Limerick of the Week for this very clever verse: A guy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,84,1983],"tags":[2350,2047,2296,2281,5018,2405,2223,487,523],"class_list":["post-9194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contests","category-limerick-award-winners","category-limerick-of-the-week","tag-daisy-mae-simon","tag-david-lefkovits","tag-earlybird","tag-jane-shelton-hoffman","tag-limerick-of-the-week","tag-rj-clarken","tag-scott-crowder","tag-writing-competitions","tag-writing-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9194"}],"version-history":[{"count":50,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9306,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9194\/revisions\/9306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}