{"id":91,"date":"2007-02-03T03:34:49","date_gmt":"2007-02-03T07:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/03\/open-sesame\/"},"modified":"2016-10-01T16:20:46","modified_gmt":"2016-10-01T20:20:46","slug":"open-sesame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/03\/open-sesame\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Sesame"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Open Sesame<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Why on earth are CDs packed so tight?<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t hear them without a huge fight.<br \/>\nWhen you buy a CD<br \/>\nThen your plight is to free<br \/>\nThat damn disc. It might take you all night. <\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Happy Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day! (August 7)<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/jXgx_s68koE\">Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day Video<\/a><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE 2: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/cd-player-day\/\">Oct 1 is CD Player Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Open Sesame By Madeleine Begun Kane Why on earth are CDs packed so tight? You can&#8217;t hear them without a huge fight. When you buy a CD Then your plight is to free That damn disc. It might take you all night. UPDATE: Happy Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day! (August 7) Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day Video [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,24,1524,45],"tags":[3177,2813,4891,1625,2814,341,265,2094,5012,4277,2811,2812,783],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38513,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/38513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}