{"id":90,"date":"2007-01-25T04:00:17","date_gmt":"2007-01-25T08:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/01\/25\/ode-to-the-bar-exam\/"},"modified":"2012-04-12T02:09:17","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T06:09:17","slug":"ode-to-the-bar-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/01\/25\/ode-to-the-bar-exam\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To The Bar Exam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To The Bar Exam<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m worried I won&#8217;t pass the bar,&#8221;<br \/>\nCried the would-be attorney (no star).<br \/>\nHis career he regretted.<br \/>\nStrung out, how he fretted:<br \/>\nHe shouldn&#8217;t have quit the guitar.<\/p>\n<p>(My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/legalhumor.html\">legal humor is collected here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To The Bar Exam By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;I&#8217;m worried I won&#8217;t pass the bar,&#8221; Cried the would-be attorney (no star). His career he regretted. Strung out, how he fretted: He shouldn&#8217;t have quit the guitar. (My legal humor is collected here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,42,24,4],"tags":[2779,2780,722,2629,2192,1263,2781],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-music-humor","category-workplace-humor","tag-attorney-humor","tag-bar-exam-humor","tag-career-humor","tag-guitar","tag-lawyer-humor","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-musician-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12882,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/12882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}