{"id":8928,"date":"2011-09-07T14:24:16","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T18:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=8928"},"modified":"2011-09-07T14:24:16","modified_gmt":"2011-09-07T18:24:16","slug":"opera-limerick-acrostic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/09\/07\/opera-limerick-acrostic\/","title":{"rendered":"Operatic Acrostic Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Operatic Acrostic Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Oh that tenor who&#8217;s playing the king<br \/>\nPierces eardrums while trying to sing.<br \/>\nEasy notes he should reach<br \/>\nReally readily screech,<br \/>\nAs we grab some bananas to fling. <\/p>\n<p>(Prompted by <a href=\"http:\/\/acrosticonly.blogspot.com\/2011\/09\/prompts-for-september-2011.html\">Acrostic Only<\/a>) <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to read the opera-related humor column that won me the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/07\/31\/bob-newhart-names-mad-kane-winner-of-2008-robert-benchley-society-award-for-humor\/\">2008 Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor<\/a>, here&#8217;s my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/opera_humor.html\">Guide For The Opera Impaired<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Operatic Acrostic Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Oh that tenor who&#8217;s playing the king Pierces eardrums while trying to sing. Easy notes he should reach Really readily screech, As we grab some bananas to fling. (Prompted by Acrostic Only) If you&#8217;d like to read the opera-related humor column that won me the 2008 Robert Benchley [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2212,42,24],"tags":[2214,1263,1141,307,310],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8928"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8928"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8963,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8928\/revisions\/8963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}