A Biting Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
“Ow! My tooth aches,” a man told the nurse,
\nWhose answer was biting and terse:
\n“The Doc’s in a tizzy.
\nHis schedule’s too busy.
\nTake asp’rin. Come back when it’s worse.”<\/p>\n
(My Dental Deal, a funny dentist\/patient contract, is here.<\/a>)\u00a0<\/p>\n UPDATE: Happy National Toothache Day!<\/a> (celebrated yearly on February 9th) And happy Dentists Day<\/a>! (celebrated yearly on March 6th)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Biting Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane “Ow! My tooth aches,” a man told the nurse, Whose answer was biting and terse: “The Doc’s in a tizzy. His schedule’s too busy. Take asp’rin. Come back when it’s worse.” (My Dental Deal, a funny dentist\/patient contract, is here.)\u00a0 UPDATE: Happy National Toothache Day! (celebrated yearly on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,42,1524],"tags":[2820,2818,2819,3525,2091,1691,1837,3478,5012,2821,140],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag--medical-humor","tag-dental-humor","tag-dentistry","tag-dentists-day","tag-february-holidays","tag-health-medical-humor","tag-march-holidays","tag-national-toothache-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-pain","tag-teeth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18945,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/18945"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}