{"id":8887,"date":"2011-09-02T17:30:03","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T21:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=8887"},"modified":"2011-09-02T17:30:03","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T21:30:03","slug":"stock-market-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/09\/02\/stock-market-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking Stock Of Acrostic Limericks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I mention from time to time, I love the mental challenge of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/category\/acrostic-limericks\/\">writing acrostic limericks<\/a>. So on the first of each month, I eagerly visit <em>Acrostic Only<\/em> for its <a href=\"http:\/\/acrosticonly.blogspot.com\/2011\/09\/prompts-for-september-2011.html\"> latest batch of prompts.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Taking Stock Of Acrostic Limericks<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Seems investments are dropping like flies,<br \/>\nTrouncing prices and deals that looked wise.<br \/>\nOn Wall Street our shares<br \/>\nCrash and fall down the stairs &#8212;<br \/>\nKilled retirement plans on the rise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I mention from time to time, I love the mental challenge of writing acrostic limericks. So on the first of each month, I eagerly visit Acrostic Only for its latest batch of prompts. Taking Stock Of Acrostic Limericks By Madeleine Begun Kane Seems investments are dropping like flies, Trouncing prices and deals that looked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2212,51,14,42,8],"tags":[2215,2214,568,643,2156,1971,172,188,2470,2432,538],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8887"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8887"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8899,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8887\/revisions\/8899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}