{"id":88,"date":"2007-01-15T02:57:12","date_gmt":"2007-01-15T06:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/01\/15\/marriage-catch\/"},"modified":"2012-04-12T02:35:31","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T06:35:31","slug":"marriage-catch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/01\/15\/marriage-catch\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage Catch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marriage Catch<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Said the fellow, &#8220;I need some advice.<br \/>\nTell me how I can catch me some mice,<br \/>\nCause my wife saw some lurk<br \/>\nBy the fridge\u2014went berserk!<br \/>\nTill I catch \u2019em, my sex life&#8217;s on ice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/marriage.html\">marriage humor is collected here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marriage Catch By Madeleine Begun Kane Said the fellow, &#8220;I need some advice. Tell me how I can catch me some mice, Cause my wife saw some lurk By the fridge\u2014went berserk! Till I catch \u2019em, my sex life&#8217;s on ice.&#8221; (My marriage humor is collected here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,11,13,42,2,16],"tags":[4902,2544,2786,2787],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12887,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/12887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}