{"id":8710,"date":"2011-08-24T16:37:50","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T20:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=8710"},"modified":"2011-08-24T16:49:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T20:49:00","slug":"telecommute-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/08\/24\/telecommute-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Telecommuting Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Telecommuting Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow who telecommuted<br \/>\nHad a short trip to work &#8212; undisputed.<br \/>\nHis bed and PC<br \/>\nWere as close as can be.<br \/>\nYet his tardiness got the guy booted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Telecommuting Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow who telecommuted Had a short trip to work &#8212; undisputed. His bed and PC Were as close as can be. Yet his tardiness got the guy booted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,14,112,15,46,42,3,4],"tags":[1209,362,533,1561,2457,4903,2456,1468],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8710"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8710"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8716,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8710\/revisions\/8716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}