{"id":86,"date":"2007-01-15T00:43:23","date_gmt":"2007-01-15T04:43:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/01\/15\/healthy-or-half-baked\/"},"modified":"2014-07-03T13:47:11","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T17:47:11","slug":"healthy-or-half-baked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/01\/15\/healthy-or-half-baked\/","title":{"rendered":"Healthy, Or Half-Baked?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Healthy, Or Half-Baked?<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My spouse likes to lie in the sun,<br \/>\nAbsorbing those rays just for fun.<br \/>\nAs for me, I hate sweat.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d not bask on a bet.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s unsav&#8217;ry to bake till you&#8217;re done.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/>\n(My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/health_humor.html\">health humor is collected here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: July 3rd is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laprensasa.com\/1648_health-salud\/2610688_stay-out-of-the-sun-day.html\">Stay Out Of The Sun Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Healthy, Or Half-Baked? By Madeleine Begun Kane My spouse likes to lie in the sun, Absorbing those rays just for fun. As for me, I hate sweat. I&#8217;d not bask on a bet. It&#8217;s unsav&#8217;ry to bake till you&#8217;re done. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (My health humor is collected here.) UPDATE: July 3rd is Stay Out Of The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,23,25,42,1524,68,30],"tags":[927,2099,5012,926,928,4206,925,929],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging-humor","category-health-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-physical-appearance","category-recreation-humor","tag-health-risks","tag-july-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-skin-care","tag-skin-damage","tag-stay-out-of-the-sun-day","tag-sun-bathing-humor","tag-wrinkles-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26958,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/26958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}