Raw Confusion Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
I stare at my freezer, unglued:
\nI’m in “Indian leftovers” mood.
\nBut it’s chaos in there.
\nYes, from now on I swear
\nThat I’ll label my freezer-bound food.<\/p>\n
UPDATE: I just found out that November 29th is “Throw Out Your Leftovers Day.”<\/a> And October 30th is Haunted Refrigerator Night<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Raw Confusion Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane I stare at my freezer, unglued: I’m in “Indian leftovers” mood. But it’s chaos in there. Yes, from now on I swear That I’ll label my freezer-bound food. UPDATE: I just found out that November 29th is “Throw Out Your Leftovers Day.” And October 30th is Haunted Refrigerator […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,41,46,42,1524],"tags":[1541,2438,328,2436,2437,3893,332,880,2439,2093,2094,5012,3315],"class_list":["post-8427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chores-humor","category-food-drink-humor","category-house-home-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-eating-limerick","tag-food-poetry","tag-food-verse","tag-freezer-limerick","tag-frozen-food","tag-haunted-refrigerator-night","tag-household-chores","tag-indian-cuisine","tag-leftovers-limerick","tag-november-holidays","tag-october-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-throw-out-your-leftovers-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8427"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17390,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8427\/revisions\/17390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}