{"id":8398,"date":"2011-10-13T03:29:03","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T07:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=8398"},"modified":"2011-10-13T03:29:03","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T07:29:03","slug":"derriere-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/10\/13\/derriere-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To The Derri\u00e8re"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To The Derri\u00e8re<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Whatever you call a <em>behind<\/em>,<br \/>\nBe it <em>fanny<\/em> or <em>tush<\/em>, I don&#8217;t mind.<br \/>\n<em>Ass<\/em> will do just as well.<br \/>\n<em>Rump<\/em> and <em>buttocks <\/em>are swell,<br \/>\nJust so long as they work as designed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To The Derri\u00e8re By Madeleine Begun Kane Whatever you call a behind, Be it fanny or tush, I don&#8217;t mind. Ass will do just as well. Rump and buttocks are swell, Just so long as they work as designed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2413,42,68],"tags":[2508,2411,1576,2507,2414,4953],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8398"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8398"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9520,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8398\/revisions\/9520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}