{"id":8349,"date":"2011-08-02T19:39:01","date_gmt":"2011-08-02T23:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=8349"},"modified":"2011-08-03T04:41:57","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T08:41:57","slug":"noise-sleep-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/08\/02\/noise-sleep-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"One Headache of an Acrostic Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, I enjoy the challenge of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/category\/acrostic-limericks\/\">writing acrostic limericks.<\/a>  But I found the latest acrostic limerick prompt from <a href=\"http:\/\/acrosticonly.blogspot.com\/2011\/07\/prompts-for-august-2011.html\">Acrostic Only<\/a> to be tougher than usual.  Here&#8217;s what I came up with:<\/p>\n<p>One Headache of an Acrostic Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Pleasant dreams are quite hard to secure<br \/>\nOn nights when you have to endure<br \/>\nUnspeakable noise:<br \/>\nNext door neighbors with boys,<br \/>\nDeaf&#8217;ning dogs, and the parents on tour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, I enjoy the challenge of writing acrostic limericks. But I found the latest acrostic limerick prompt from Acrostic Only to be tougher than usual. Here&#8217;s what I came up with: One Headache of an Acrostic Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Pleasant dreams are quite hard to secure On nights when you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2212,17,81,49,40,46,42,92,55],"tags":[2214,2428,2426,986,2427,2429,615,5011,2382,994,614],"class_list":["post-8349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-acrostic-limericks","category-animal-humor","category-anxiety-stress","category-behavior-personality","category-children-humor","category-house-home-humor","category-limericks","category-neighbors-humor","category-sleep-humor","tag-acrostic-poems","tag-animals-poetry","tag-badly-behaved-children","tag-child-humor","tag-dogs-verse","tag-headaches-humor","tag-insomnia-verse","tag-noise-humor","tag-noisy-neighbors","tag-pets-verse","tag-sleep-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8349"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8360,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8349\/revisions\/8360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}