{"id":8216,"date":"2011-07-21T17:47:43","date_gmt":"2011-07-21T21:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=8216"},"modified":"2011-07-23T15:01:31","modified_gmt":"2011-07-23T19:01:31","slug":"bawdy-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/07\/21\/bawdy-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Poseur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Poseur<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A guy who was quite over-sexed<br \/>\nStood posing, his muscles all flexed.<br \/>\nWith eyes that undressed him<br \/>\nShe stared, then assessed him:<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;ve got to be kidding! Who&#8217;s next?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Poseur By Madeleine Begun Kane A guy who was quite over-sexed Stood posing, his muscles all flexed. With eyes that undressed him She stared, then assessed him: &#8220;You&#8217;ve got to be kidding! Who&#8217;s next?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2413,1765,42,68],"tags":[2411,1063,2414,2412,4953,1488],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8216"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8216"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8232,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8216\/revisions\/8232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}