{"id":82,"date":"2007-02-12T01:58:25","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T05:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/12\/why-i-rarely-go-to-parties\/"},"modified":"2012-03-30T01:30:03","modified_gmt":"2012-03-30T05:30:03","slug":"why-i-rarely-go-to-parties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/12\/why-i-rarely-go-to-parties\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Rarely Go To Parties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why I Rarely Go To Parties<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The minute I walked in the door,<br \/>\nI was trapped by a talkative bore.<br \/>\nThough he thought he was deep,<br \/>\nI was soon deep asleep.<br \/>\nThey should bottle this guy. What a snore! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why I Rarely Go To Parties By Madeleine Begun Kane The minute I walked in the door, I was trapped by a talkative bore. Though he thought he was deep, I was soon deep asleep. They should bottle this guy. What a snore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,54,50,25,42,55],"tags":[2731,2732,1894,4944,2733],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12578,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/12578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}