{"id":81,"date":"2009-07-01T14:45:41","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T18:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=81"},"modified":"2009-07-01T14:51:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T18:51:43","slug":"agent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/07\/01\/agent\/","title":{"rendered":"Strategic Verse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Agency Ode<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There once was an agent, quite tough,<br \/>\nWho cut all his deals in the buff.<br \/>\nWhen his clients asked why,<br \/>\nHe would give this reply:<br \/>\n&#8220;When I&#8217;m nude, no one dares give me guff.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments.  And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=540784314&#038;v=feed&#038;story_fbid=99751668009&#038;ref=mf\">Facebook<\/a>, please join my friends in that same activity in my limerick-offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Agency Ode By Madeleine Begun Kane There once was an agent, quite tough, Who cut all his deals in the buff. When his clients asked why, He would give this reply: &#8220;When I&#8217;m nude, no one dares give me guff.&#8221; Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,14,54,104,352,8,68,103],"tags":[448,370,452,451,450,449,203],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-business-humor","category-communication-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-money-humor","category-physical-appearance","category-poetry-prompts","tag-agent","tag-business","tag-clients","tag-deals","tag-negotiation","tag-nudity","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":776,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}