{"id":8018,"date":"2016-07-05T10:00:18","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T14:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=8018"},"modified":"2016-07-05T10:00:18","modified_gmt":"2016-07-05T14:00:18","slug":"bikini-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2016\/07\/05\/bikini-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Bikini (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s the bikini&#8217;s 70th birthday. So happy <a href=\"http:\/\/indianexpress.com\/article\/lifestyle\/fashion\/bikini-day-things-you-didnt-know-factoid-fashion-trivia-2894685\/\">World Bikini Day!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never dared don a bikini;<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re too skimpily small &#8212; teeny-weenie.<br \/>\nCall me shy if you must,<br \/>\nBut I simply don&#8217;t lust<br \/>\nAfter beachwear that&#8217;s dwarfed by a beanie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s the bikini&#8217;s 70th birthday. So happy World Bikini Day! I&#8217;ve never dared don a bikini; They&#8217;re too skimpily small &#8212; teeny-weenie. Call me shy if you must, But I simply don&#8217;t lust After beachwear that&#8217;s dwarfed by a beanie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1716,37,42,1524,20],"tags":[4848,4847,5013,4931,2099,5012,572],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8018"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8018"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37758,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8018\/revisions\/37758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}