{"id":8011,"date":"2011-07-05T15:52:34","date_gmt":"2011-07-05T19:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=8011"},"modified":"2011-07-05T15:52:34","modified_gmt":"2011-07-05T19:52:34","slug":"acrostic-limerick-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/07\/05\/acrostic-limerick-divorce\/","title":{"rendered":"Married To Acrostic Limericks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you haven&#8217;t noticed, I&#8217;ve become hooked on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/category\/acrostic-limericks\/\">writing acrostic limericks<\/a>, largely due to prompts from <a href=\"http:\/\/acrosticonly.blogspot.com\/2011\/06\/prompts-for-july-2011.html\">Acrostics Only<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Married To Acrostic Limericks<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Asunder we never shall be,&#8221;<br \/>\nPromised Dean to his bride-to-be Bree.<br \/>\nAt the altar his vow<br \/>\nReassured her, but now<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re divorced via legal decree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you haven&#8217;t noticed, I&#8217;ve become hooked on writing acrostic limericks, largely due to prompts from Acrostics Only. Married To Acrostic Limericks By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;Asunder we never shall be,&#8221; Promised Dean to his bride-to-be Bree. At the altar his vow Reassured her, but now They&#8217;re divorced via legal decree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2212,10,42,2],"tags":[2397,2398,634,4902,912,2399],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8011"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8011"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8017,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8011\/revisions\/8017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}