{"id":8,"date":"2006-08-08T03:03:39","date_gmt":"2006-08-08T07:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/08\/a-travelers-net-woes\/"},"modified":"2010-09-27T03:11:48","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T07:11:48","slug":"a-travelers-net-woes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/08\/a-travelers-net-woes\/","title":{"rendered":"A Traveler&#8217;s Net Woes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If your husband ever invites you to join him on a business trip, be sure to ask him these questions:<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0 1. Will you ever get to see him while he is not &#8212; technically &#8212; asleep?<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0 2. What will he do, if you accidentally lock yourself out of your hotel room in the middle of the night while you are not &#8212; technically &#8212; dressed?<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t think to ask these questions when my husband Mark invited me to join him for a six-week Boston business trip. So I had to learn the answers the hard way. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>( <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/travel_net_woes_humor.html\">A Traveler&#8217;s Net Woes is continued here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your husband ever invites you to join him on a business trip, be sure to ask him these questions: \u00a0\u00a0 1. Will you ever get to see him while he is not &#8212; technically &#8212; asleep? \u00a0\u00a0 2. What will he do, if you accidentally lock yourself out of your hotel room in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,14,15,78,74,2,16,3,6],"tags":[1473,4913,908,803,1475,1474,4902,1476,4905],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-business-humor","category-computer-humor","category-humor-columns","category-internet-humor","category-marriage-humor","category-relationship-humor","category-technology-humor","category-travel-humor","tag-business-travel-humor","tag-computer-humor","tag-hotel-humor","tag-husband-wife-humor","tag-internet-outage-humor","tag-laptop-humor","tag-marriage-humor","tag-net-connection","tag-travel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3143,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/3143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}