{"id":7870,"date":"2011-06-24T16:09:19","date_gmt":"2011-06-24T20:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=7870"},"modified":"2011-06-24T16:09:19","modified_gmt":"2011-06-24T20:09:19","slug":"facebook-slow-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/06\/24\/facebook-slow-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Facebook: Get Up To Speed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Facebook: Get Up To Speed<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The Facebook seems sluggish of late.<br \/>\nFirst I click, then I wait and I wait.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s getting annoying &#8212;<br \/>\nNo longer enjoying<br \/>\nMy visits. I&#8217;m getting irate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Facebook: Get Up To Speed By Madeleine Begun Kane The Facebook seems sluggish of late. First I click, then I wait and I wait. It&#8217;s getting annoying &#8212; No longer enjoying My visits. I&#8217;m getting irate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,757,1831,3],"tags":[533,4995,2384,1179,4903],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7870"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7874,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870\/revisions\/7874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}