{"id":7807,"date":"2011-06-21T01:38:34","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T05:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=7807"},"modified":"2011-06-21T01:38:34","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T05:38:34","slug":"haste-acrostic-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/06\/21\/haste-acrostic-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Hasty Acrostic Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Help!  I can&#8217;t stop writing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/category\/acrostic-limericks\/\">acrostic limericks<\/a>!  Here&#8217;s my latest:<\/p>\n<p>Hasty Acrostic Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>He who rushes ain&#8217;t likely to rate<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;ll probably err and be late.<br \/>\nSo take enough time &#8212;<br \/>\nTo be careful is prime.<br \/>\nEasy does it. Perfection can wait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help! I can&#8217;t stop writing acrostic limericks! Here&#8217;s my latest: Hasty Acrostic Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane He who rushes ain&#8217;t likely to rate And he&#8217;ll probably err and be late. So take enough time &#8212; To be careful is prime. Easy does it. Perfection can wait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2212,105,49,42],"tags":[2214,588,631,2375,2376,2377],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7807"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7807"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7817,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7807\/revisions\/7817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}