{"id":78,"date":"2006-12-26T01:39:22","date_gmt":"2006-12-26T05:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/12\/26\/it-is-hereby-resolved-new-years-resolution-humor\/"},"modified":"2012-12-05T05:04:28","modified_gmt":"2012-12-05T09:04:28","slug":"it-is-hereby-resolved-new-years-resolution-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/12\/26\/it-is-hereby-resolved-new-years-resolution-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"It Is Hereby Resolved (New Year&#8217;s Resolution Humor)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is it about December 31st that spurs fantasies of self-reform? Is it too much food and drink? Seasonal exuberance? Lunacy induced by crowds?<\/p>\n<p>Every December, otherwise rational people make resolutions meant to transform them into organized, addiction-free souls with clean houses, healthy bodies, wholesome relationships, perfect children, and career paths soaring to the top &#8212; the same vows they made last year and the year before that.<\/p>\n<p>Can our resolutions endure past January 1st? Can we make it to year&#8217;s end without ripping up our lists? &#8230; (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/newyearscontract.html\">It Is Hereby Resolved is continued here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it about December 31st that spurs fantasies of self-reform? Is it too much food and drink? Seasonal exuberance? Lunacy induced by crowds? Every December, otherwise rational people make resolutions meant to transform them into organized, addiction-free souls with clean houses, healthy bodies, wholesome relationships, perfect children, and career paths soaring to the top [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[126,11,23,33,78,10,2,26,32],"tags":[2092,491,493,858,803,924,1619],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addiction-humor","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-health-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-humor-columns","category-legal-humor","category-marriage-humor","category-satirical-contracts","category-social-satire","tag-december-holidays","tag-funny-contracts","tag-holiday-fun","tag-holiday-gifts","tag-husband-wife-humor","tag-new-years-humor","tag-new-years-resolutions-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17515,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/17515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}