I don’t mean to bitch (okay, maybe I do) but it’s hot as hell here in New York. And weather forecasters are saying it will hit 100 degrees tomorrow.<\/p>\n
But hey … there’s no global warming, right?<\/p>\n
Heated Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
One-hundred degrees? I may swoon.
\nYes, I’m singing a very hot tune.
\nAnd I’m down in the mouth
\nCuz this isn’t the south,
\nBut Bayside, New York — early June.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I don’t mean to bitch (okay, maybe I do) but it’s hot as hell here in New York. And weather forecasters are saying it will hit 100 degrees tomorrow. But hey … there’s no global warming, right? Heated Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane One-hundred degrees? I may swoon. Yes, I’m singing a very hot tune. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,42,73,58,59],"tags":[256,2163,2355,504,693,4947],"class_list":["post-7531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-limericks","category-new-york-limericks","category-seasons-humor","category-weather-humor","tag-bayside","tag-global-warming","tag-heat-advisory","tag-new-york-city-verse","tag-seasonal-poems","tag-weather-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7531"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7540,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7531\/revisions\/7540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}