{"id":753,"date":"2009-06-25T01:43:52","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T05:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=753"},"modified":"2009-06-25T01:52:42","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T05:52:42","slug":"spammers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/06\/25\/spammers\/","title":{"rendered":"My Advice To Spammers (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Advice To Spammers<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear spammers, I wish you&#8217;d take heed.<br \/>\nA spell-check is something you need.<br \/>\nThough I&#8217;m surely no Freud,<br \/>\nYou should really avoid<br \/>\nSending &#8220;greeting&#8221; cards spelled more like &#8220;greed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments.  And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=540784314&#038;v=feed&#038;story_fbid=95405784785&#038;ref=nf\">Facebook<\/a>, please join my friends in that same activity in my limerick-offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Advice To Spammers By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear spammers, I wish you&#8217;d take heed. A spell-check is something you need. Though I&#8217;m surely no Freud, You should really avoid Sending &#8220;greeting&#8221; cards spelled more like &#8220;greed.&#8221; Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105,54,15,98,74,104,352,42,103,97,3],"tags":[224,444,446,447,4934,138,445,225,203],"class_list":["post-753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice-humor","category-communication-humor","category-computer-humor","category-email-humor","category-internet-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-poetry-prompts","category-spam-humor","category-technology-humor","tag-computers","tag-email","tag-freud","tag-greeting-cards","tag-limericks","tag-spam","tag-spelling","tag-technology","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=753"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":765,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions\/765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}