{"id":7243,"date":"2011-05-26T14:56:40","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T18:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=7243"},"modified":"2012-10-27T14:57:25","modified_gmt":"2012-10-27T18:57:25","slug":"chocolate-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/05\/26\/chocolate-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poets United prompts us to write about<a href=\"http:\/\/poetryblogroll.blogspot.com\/2011\/05\/thusday-think-tank-50-chocolate.html\"> chocolate<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Chocolate Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear candy shop, leave out the filling.<br \/>\nThose rich, creamy innards ain&#8217;t thrilling.<br \/>\nI like choc&#8217;late that&#8217;s pure.<br \/>\nMilk or dark? Both allure.<br \/>\nMust I choose? Okay, dark gets top billing.<\/p>\n<p>Update: Happy National Chocolate Day: October 28th!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poets United prompts us to write about chocolate: Chocolate Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear candy shop, leave out the filling. Those rich, creamy innards ain&#8217;t thrilling. I like choc&#8217;late that&#8217;s pure. Milk or dark? Both allure. Must I choose? Okay, dark gets top billing. Update: Happy National Chocolate Day: October 28th!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[2339,2340,1673,328,3243,2094,2341],"class_list":["post-7243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","tag-candy-humor","tag-chocolate-poem","tag-dessert-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-national-chocolate-day","tag-october-holidays","tag-sweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7243"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16737,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7243\/revisions\/16737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}