{"id":722,"date":"2009-06-18T14:45:36","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T18:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=722"},"modified":"2009-06-18T14:45:36","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T18:45:36","slug":"empty-nest-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/06\/18\/empty-nest-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Empty Nest (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Empty Nest (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A woman was feeling depressed.<br \/>\n(Her syndrome is called &#8220;empty nest.&#8221;)<br \/>\nHer home was too calm.<br \/>\nShe missed being a mom&#8212;<br \/>\nThough her spouse &#8220;helped&#8221; by being a pest.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments.  And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\">Facebook<\/a>, please join my friends in that same activity in my limerick-offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Empty Nest (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A woman was feeling depressed. (Her syndrome is called &#8220;empty nest.&#8221;) Her home was too calm. She missed being a mom&#8212; Though her spouse &#8220;helped&#8221; by being a pest. Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[81,11,40,13,120,23,122,46,104,352,42,2,22],"tags":[435,431,434,433,380,4934,436,432,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=722"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":733,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions\/733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}