{"id":710,"date":"2009-06-15T01:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=710"},"modified":"2009-06-15T01:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-15T05:48:00","slug":"harried-spouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/06\/15\/harried-spouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Harried Spouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Harried Spouse (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There once was a guy with no hair.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d shaved it all off on a  dare.<br \/>\nHis wife threw a fit<br \/>\nAnd she said,&#8221;This is it!<br \/>\nGrow it back, or I&#8217;ll have an affair!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments.  And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\">Facebook<\/a>, please join my friends in that same activity in my limerick-offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Harried Spouse (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane There once was a guy with no hair. He&#8217;d shaved it all off on a dare. His wife threw a fit And she said,&#8221;This is it! Grow it back, or I&#8217;ll have an affair!&#8221; Feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,49,120,78,352,42,2,68,103,16],"tags":[430,429,428,407,379,408,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=710"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":721,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions\/721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}